FUNNY STORIES FOR MOMS
Find funny stories for moms below. Laughter is still the best medicine.
Moms: Here are 6 reasons why
you should think before you speak - the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
Funny Moms Stories #1:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned
around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.
Funny Moms Stories #2:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the
women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was
approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he
could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I
like playing with men's balls."
Funny Moms Stories #3:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy
and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any
help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister
started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked
away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
Funny Moms Stories #4:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy
and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of
disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start
behaving "right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
"If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's
pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening
exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the
last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last
thing I heard as the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
Funny Moms Stories #5:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had
a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we
stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a
full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I
checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that
Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".
I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any
clean clothes with me."
Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because
the smell was getting worse.
So, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he
jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM,
IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his
pants and sat down. An older couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best
laugh hey'd ever had!
Funny Moms Stories #6
This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she
speaks. What happens when you predict snow, but don't get any? We had a female
news anchor who,the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they
were laughing so hard!
Moms, now, didn't that feel good to laugh? Children laugh
up to 100 times a day, we should try to get in at least a few laughs a day too. So
the next time you're feeling stressed or overwhelmed, just think of these little stories
and laugh out loud (lol). Share them with fellow moms who need a laugh too.
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